is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do

i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way

i mean it

what the fuck can they not do

they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc

i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”

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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

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sexual orientation: not u

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i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

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I don’t get why people fuck with other people’s hearts for their own comfort like go away.

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"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u


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pretty crazy how kevin jonas and I have the same name and look exactly alike

like dont I look exactly like him? its almost like someone just copied and pasted his face over mine right?

there is really no need to unfollow just because I look like Kevin Jonas
I am just as capable as the other jonas brothers

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"Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can."Unknown (via psych-facts)

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