my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr
'its too hot to wear all black'
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…
the hardest part about breaking up with someone is it’s like you’re breaking up with their pets too.
YES OH MY GOD
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me