sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

364,296 notes / 4 hours ago

asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

117,412 notes / 4 hours ago

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

image

149,752 notes / 4 hours ago

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

461,033 notes / 4 hours ago

http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/83387186878/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

8,492 notes / 4 hours ago

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?
"How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind."(via nyu-tah)

493,715 notes / 4 hours ago

heavymetalclifford:

heavymetalclifford:

ashton just kinda dmed me and i just

what

worshippers:

the hardest part about breaking up with someone is it’s like you’re breaking up with their pets too.

YES OH MY GOD

6,133 notes / 8 hours ago

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
Can this be me please

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

147,556 notes / 8 hours ago

431,053 notes / 8 hours ago

OUTLASTING